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India Estimated origin: India

Added July 26, 2026 · Last analysed July 26, 2026 · via · 82% unique tagline

StackScope is a free public catalogue of indie launches. We find launches on Product Hunt, Hacker News and similar feeds, then crawl each site to detect its tech stack and score it for launch readiness: DNS, security headers, SEO basics. This page is what we saw on 26 July 2026; the live site may have changed since.

Hire A Clanker ships with the launch fundamentals in place, with complete legal pages, a thorough launch checklist, and clean crawl signals. Worth fixing first: missing several security headers, tracking cookies set before any opt-in, and incomplete email security.

Launched on Product Hunt on July 26, 2026. The site is served through Cloudflare, with a domain registered 9 weeks before launch. The crawl picked up 15 technologies on this site, covering javascript library, ui library, analytics, and CDN. The stack includes Next.js, React, and Tailwind CSS.

For context, it's running the same core stack as 4,269 other launches.

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8.1
StackScope Score
Excellent
100/100 Launch Readiness
Launch ready
3/3* Legal
Complete*
2/2 Crawl files
Complete
Vibe Score 35 · Some AI signals
How much the site looks AI-generated. Informational pattern-match signal, not a verdict. Does not feed the StackScope Score. See which fingerprints fired →

Tech Stack (15)

Infrastructure
CDN Cloudflare
DNS Cloudflare DNS
Protocol HTTP/3
Security HSTS
Email
Email forwarding Cloudflare Email Routing (2)
Transactional email Resend
Build & Framework
CSS framework Tailwind CSS
Framework React
JavaScript library Motion
Nano Stores
Meta-framework Next.js (5)
UI library Lucide Icons
shadcn/ui
Analytics & Marketing
Analytics PostHog (3)
SEO Google Search Console

Infrastructure

Network
AS13335 · US
DNS
Cloudflare DNS
Authoritative nameserver
DNSSEC
Not enabled
DNS responses unsigned. Cache-poisoning vulnerable.
Green hosting
Green hosted
Host runs on renewable energy. Data from The Green Web Foundation.
SSL Certificate
Let's Encrypt
Valid 20 Jul 2026 to 18 Oct 2026
Certificate as captured in this snapshot, not a live check.
Domain Age
2 months
Registered May 2026 · Cloudflare, Inc.

Email Security

SPF ~all Soft-fail (~all). Common and accepted.
DKIM Detected via known email provider
DMARC p=none None (p=none). Monitoring only.
?
MTA-STS Not deployed. Mail to your domain can be downgraded to plaintext en route.
?
TLS-RPT Not configured. You won't hear about silent SMTP TLS handshake failures.

Storage (3)

Local storage (1)
KeySizeDetected as
ph_phc_vmL3ExTPW3rmMowHUWtkc5oof6H6zA58TuXsqegdXuBq_posthog 830 B PostHog
Session storage (2)
KeySizeDetected as
ph_phc_vmL3ExTPW3rmMowHUWtkc5oof6H6zA58TuXsqegdXuBq_posthog 90 B PostHog
ph_phc_vmL3ExTPW3rmMowHUWtkc5oof6H6zA58TuXsqegdXuBq_primary_window_exists 4 B PostHog

Readiness Breakdown How?

Custom title and meta description
Open Graph tags (title, image, description)
Twitter card meta tags
Canonical URL declared
Responsive viewport meta tag
Favicon present
Semantic HTML (nav, main, article)
Meta description is 174 characters (advisory) Google only shows about 155–160 characters of the description in desktop search results (less on mobile); anything past that won't appear.

Performance How?

423 ms Server response
42% Faster than peers
1292 ms Largest contentful paint
0.00 Cumulative layout shift
2.4 MB Page weight
1.8 MB Image weight
1 Third-party domains
3 Console errors
1 Failed requests

12 images: 12 oversized, 12 missing alt text

Broken first-party requests (1), worth fixing
  • net::ERR_FAILED /

Indicative grade from a single automated render, not a substitute for Lighthouse or field data, and not part of the StackScope score.

Vibe Score Breakdown How?

SignalPoints
AI CSS signals +15
AI palette signals +5
AI stack signals +10
AI layout signals +5

This score is based on structural patterns and is not definitive. Many legitimate sites may trigger signals, and AI-built sites may go undetected. It should be treated as an indicator, not a verdict.

AI Stance

Welcomes AI crawlers
llms.txt published
No AI bots blocked in robots.txt
? No directive declared
? None advertised

Well-Known Files

robots.txt
sitemap.xml (20 URLs)
security.txt
llms.txt
ads.txt
humans.txt
Privacy Policy
/privacy
Terms of Service
/terms
? Consent manager not detected
Analytics set tracking cookies on our visit, with no opt-in step.
90% unique

Security Headers (2/6)

Permissions-Policy experimental (check browser support)
X-XSS-Protection deprecated (use Content-Security-Policy)

Build

Code splitting
29 JS files
2 CSS files
1 Third-party domains

App Manifest

Hire A Clanker
display: standalone 4 icons
theme #1c1a16
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