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Roast My Life

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Added July 16, 2026 · Last analysed July 16, 2026 · via · 71% unique tagline

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StackScope is a free public catalogue of indie launches. We find launches on Product Hunt, Hacker News and similar feeds, then crawl each site to detect its tech stack and score it for launch readiness: DNS, security headers, SEO basics. This page is what we saw on 16 July 2026; the live site may have changed since.

Roast My Life covers some of the launch checklist, with complete legal pages. Visible gaps: missing several security headers, no robots.txt or sitemap, and tracking cookies set before any opt-in.

Launched on Product Hunt on July 16, 2026. The site is hosted on Vercel. Our crawler found 6 technologies on this site, covering analytics, CSS frameworks, frameworks, and hosting. The stack includes Next.js, React, and Tailwind CSS.

It's also on one of the most common stacks we track, shared by 10,492 launches.

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4.5
StackScope Score
Fair
64/100 Launch Readiness
Well prepared
1/6 Security Headers
Poor
3/3* Legal
Complete*
0/2 Crawl files
Missing
100/100 Performance
Fast
Vibe Score 15 · Few AI signals
How much the site looks AI-generated. Informational pattern-match signal, not a verdict. Does not feed the StackScope Score. See which fingerprints fired →

Tech Stack (6)

Infrastructure
Hosting Vercel
Security HSTS
Build & Framework
CSS framework Tailwind CSS
Framework React
Meta-framework Next.js (5)
Analytics & Marketing
Analytics PostHog (5)

Infrastructure

Network
AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
AS16509 · US
DNSSEC
Not enabled
DNS responses unsigned. Cache-poisoning vulnerable.
Green hosting
Not green hosted
No green-energy record. Data from The Green Web Foundation.
SSL Certificate
Google Trust Services
Valid 28 Jun 2026 to 26 Sep 2026
Certificate as captured in this snapshot, not a live check.

Email Security

✗
SPF Not published. Your domain can be spoofed in phishing emails.
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DKIM Not detected at common selectors. Your provider may use a custom one.
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DMARC Not published. Receivers fall back to permissive defaults.
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MTA-STS Not deployed. Mail to your domain can be downgraded to plaintext en route.
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TLS-RPT Not configured. You won't hear about silent SMTP TLS handshake failures.

Storage (5)

Cookies (1)
NameLifetimeDetected as
ph_phc_w3kbBsSo9BCvfAxy3oAGu5Dry4ASMbQGoVh5BmeJAeF2_posthog 12mo PostHog
Local storage (1)
KeySizeDetected as
ph_phc_w3kbBsSo9BCvfAxy3oAGu5Dry4ASMbQGoVh5BmeJAeF2_posthog 1.4 KB PostHog
Session storage (3)
KeySizeDetected as
ph_phc_w3kbBsSo9BCvfAxy3oAGu5Dry4ASMbQGoVh5BmeJAeF2_posthog 388 B PostHog
ph_phc_w3kbBsSo9BCvfAxy3oAGu5Dry4ASMbQGoVh5BmeJAeF2_primary_window_exists 4 B PostHog
ph_phc_w3kbBsSo9BCvfAxy3oAGu5Dry4ASMbQGoVh5BmeJAeF2_window_id 38 B PostHog

Readiness Breakdown How?

✓ Custom title and meta description
✓ Responsive viewport meta tag
✓ Favicon present
✓ Semantic HTML (nav, main, article)
- Open Graph tags (title, image, description)
- Canonical URL declared
- Twitter card meta tags

Performance How?

319 ms Server response
53% Faster than peers
496 ms Largest contentful paint
0.00 Cumulative layout shift
453 KB Page weight
1 Third-party domains
0 Console errors
0 Failed requests

Indicative grade from a single automated render, not a substitute for Lighthouse or field data, and not part of the StackScope score.

Vibe Score Breakdown How?

SignalPoints
AI iconography signals +5
Default scaffold favicon +10

This score is based on structural patterns and is not definitive. Many legitimate sites may trigger signals, and AI-built sites may go undetected. It should be treated as an indicator, not a verdict.

AI Stance

No AI stance declared
✗ llms.txt published
✓ No AI bots blocked in robots.txt
Content-Signal
? No directive declared
Link headers
? None advertised

Well-Known Files

✗ robots.txt
✗ sitemap.xml
✗ security.txt
✗ llms.txt
✗ ads.txt
✗ humans.txt

Legal

✓ Privacy Policy
/privacy
✓ Terms of Service
/terms
? Consent manager not detected
Analytics set tracking cookies on our visit, with no opt-in step.
92% unique

Security Headers (1/6)

✗
Referrer-Policy
✗
X-Frame-Options
✗
Permissions-Policy experimental (check browser support)
✗
X-Content-Type-Options
✗
Content-Security-Policy
✓
Strict-Transport-Security
–
X-XSS-Protection deprecated (use Content-Security-Policy)

Build

✓ Code splitting
18 JS files
1 CSS files
1 Third-party domains

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