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Touch Grass, Virtually

A tiny internet break for founders, builders, and strategic overthinkers carrying too many open loops.

sarah-robin.com · Added June 4, 2026 · Last analysed June 4, 2026 · via Hacker News · 17% unique tagline (similar to Touch Grass, Virtually)

StackScope is a free public catalogue of indie launches. We find launches on Product Hunt, Hacker News and similar feeds, then crawl each site to detect its tech stack and score it for launch readiness: DNS, security headers, SEO basics. This page is what we saw on 4 June 2026; the live site may have changed since.

Touch Grass, Virtually looks production-ready overall, with complete legal pages, a thorough launch checklist, and well-configured email security. Worth fixing first: missing several security headers.

Launched on Hacker News on June 4, 2026. The site is hosted on Cloudflare in the United States, with a domain registered 4 months before launch. We've detected 6 technologies on this site, covering advertising, CDN, DNS providers, and protocol. The stack includes Caddy, Cloudflare, and Cloudflare DNS.

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Vibe Score 38 · Some AI signals
Informational pattern-match signal. Does not feed the StackScope Score. See which fingerprints fired →

Tech Stack (6)

Infrastructure
CDN Cloudflare
DNS Cloudflare DNS
Protocol HTTP/3
Server Caddy
Analytics & Marketing
Advertising Pinterest
SEO Google Search Console

Infrastructure

Network
AS13335 · US
DNS
Cloudflare DNS
Authoritative nameserver
DNSSEC
Not enabled
DNS responses unsigned. Cache-poisoning vulnerable.
SSL Certificate
Google Trust Services
Valid 1 Jun 2026 to 30 Aug 2026
Certificate as captured in this snapshot, not a live check.
Domain Age
4 months
Registered Feb 2026 · Hetzner Online GmbH

Email Security

SPF -all Strict (-all). Strong.
?
DKIM Not detected at common selectors. Your provider may use a custom one.
DMARC p=quarantine Quarantine (moderate)
?
MTA-STS Not deployed. Mail to your domain can be downgraded to plaintext en route.
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TLS-RPT Not configured. You won't hear about silent SMTP TLS handshake failures.

Storage (1)

Cookies (1)
NameLifetimeDetected as
sarahrobin session -

Readiness Breakdown How?

Custom title and meta description
Open Graph tags (title, image, description)
Twitter card meta tags
Responsive viewport meta tag
Favicon present
Semantic HTML (nav, main, article)
- Canonical URL declared

Performance How?

153 ms Server response
80% Faster than peers
332 ms Largest contentful paint
0.00 Cumulative layout shift
54 KB Page weight
1 Third-party domains
0 Console errors
0 Failed requests

Indicative grade from a single automated render, not a substitute for Lighthouse or field data, and not part of the StackScope score.

Vibe Score Breakdown How?

SignalPoints
Placeholder branding +10
AI palette signals +5
AI writing signals +5
AI iconography signals +3
AI CSS signals +15

This score is based on structural patterns and is not definitive. Many legitimate sites may trigger signals, and AI-built sites may go undetected. It should be treated as an indicator, not a verdict.

AI Stance

No AI stance declared
llms.txt published
No AI bots blocked in robots.txt
? No directive declared
? None advertised

Well-Known Files

sitemap.xml (267 URLs)
security.txt
llms.txt
ads.txt
humans.txt
6% unique

Security Headers (0/6)

Permissions-Policy experimental (check browser support)
X-XSS-Protection deprecated (use Content-Security-Policy)

Build

HTML minified
CSS minified
JS minified
1 JS files
4 CSS files
1 Third-party domains

Brand Colours

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