Trees Hate You
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Added April 26, 2026
· Last analysed April 26, 2026 · via 
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StackScope is a free public catalogue of indie launches. We find launches on Product Hunt, Hacker News and similar feeds, then crawl each site to detect its tech stack and score it for launch readiness: DNS, security headers, SEO basics. This page is what we saw on 26 April 2026; the live site may have changed since.
Trees Hate You ships with the launch fundamentals in place, with complete legal pages, a thorough launch checklist, and clean crawl signals. What needs work: missing Content-Security-Policy and Strict-Transport-Security, tracking cookies set before any opt-in, and incomplete email security.
Launched on Product Hunt on April 26, 2026. The site is served through Cloudflare, with a domain registered 1 week before launch. The crawl picked up 12 technologies on this site, covering advertising, analytics, CDN, and CMS. The stack includes WordPress, Cloudflare, and Cloudflare DNS.
For context, it's running the same core stack as 1,185 other launches and tighter on security headers than most Product Hunt launches.
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Tech Stack (12)
| CDN |
Cloudflare
(3)
|
| DNS |
Cloudflare DNS
|
| Protocol | HTTP/3 (2) |
| Email forwarding |
Cloudflare Email Routing
(2)
|
| CMS |
WordPress
(3)
|
| Font |
Google Fonts
|
| Video |
YouTube
(2)
|
| WordPress plugin |
Site Kit by Google
|
| Advertising |
Pinterest
|
| Analytics |
Google Analytics
(2)
|
| SEO |
Google Search Console
|
| Tag management |
Google Tag Manager
|
Infrastructure
Email Security
Storage (8)
| Name | Lifetime | Detected as |
|---|---|---|
| VISITOR_INFO1_LIVE | 5mo | YouTube |
| VISITOR_PRIVACY_METADATA | 5mo | YouTube |
| YSC | session | - |
| _ga | 1y | Google Analytics |
| _ga_PB281W34MR | 1y | Google Analytics |
| __Secure-ROLLOUT_TOKEN | 5mo | - |
| __Secure-YNID | 5mo | YouTube |
| Key | Size | Detected as |
|---|---|---|
| wpEmojiSettingsSupports | 70 B | WordPress |
Readiness Breakdown How?
Vibe Score Breakdown How?
| Signal | Points |
|---|---|
| Placeholder branding | +10 |
| AI palette signals | +5 |
| AI writing signals | +3 |
| AI iconography signals | +3 |
| Implausible social-proof claim | +15 |
This score is based on structural patterns and is not definitive. Many legitimate sites may trigger signals, and AI-built sites may go undetected. It should be treated as an indicator, not a verdict.