Upwork Shitshow
The most absurd job posts on Upwork — delusional budgets, impossible deadlines, and unicorn hunts. A hall of fame for freelancer pain, scored and tagged.
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· Added June 21, 2026
· Last analysed June 21, 2026 · via 
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StackScope is a free public catalogue of indie launches. We find launches on Product Hunt, Hacker News and similar feeds, then crawl each site to detect its tech stack and score it for launch readiness: DNS, security headers, SEO basics. This page is what we saw on 21 June 2026; the live site may have changed since.
Upwork Shitshow has the basics covered well, with complete legal pages, a thorough launch checklist, and clean crawl signals. What needs work: missing several security headers, tracking cookies set before any opt-in, and incomplete email security.
Launched on Product Hunt on June 21, 2026. The site is hosted on Hetzner Online GmbH in Germany. Our crawler found 19 technologies on this site, covering advertising, analytics, seo, and affiliate. The stack includes SvelteKit, Tailwind CSS, and Cloudflare.
Notably, it's one of 68 launches on this exact stack.
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Tech Stack (19)
| CDN |
Cloudflare
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| DNS |
GoDaddy DNS
|
| Protocol | HTTP/3 |
| Security |
Cloudflare Bot Management
|
| Business email |
Google Workspace
|
| Transactional email |
Resend
|
| CSS framework |
Tailwind CSS
|
| Meta-framework |
SvelteKit
|
| Advertising |
Facebook Pixel
(2)
|
Google Ads
(3)
|
|
Reddit Ads
(2)
|
|
X (Twitter) Ads
(2)
|
|
| Affiliate |
Tapfiliate
|
| Analytics |
Google Analytics
(3)
|
Yandex Metrica
(4)
|
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| Marketing |
Facebook Domain Verification
|
| SEO |
Google Search Console
|
LinkedIn
(2)
|
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| Tag management |
Google Tag Manager
(3)
|
Infrastructure
Email Security
Storage (33)
| Name | Lifetime | Detected as |
|---|---|---|
| bcookie | 12mo | |
| bh | 1y | - |
| guest_id | 1y | X (Twitter) Ads |
| guest_id_ads | 1y | X (Twitter) Ads |
| guest_id_marketing | 1y | X (Twitter) Ads |
| lidc | 23h | |
| li_gc | 5mo | |
| muc_ads | 1y | X (Twitter) Ads |
| personalization_id | 1y | X (Twitter) Ads |
| sync_cookie_csrf | < 1h | - |
| sync_cookie_csrf_secondary | < 1h | - |
| _fbp | 2mo | Facebook Pixel |
| _ga | 1y | Google Analytics |
| _ga_EZ08DPNRF2 | 1y | Google Analytics |
| _ga_VZVH0K3QQT | 1y | Google Analytics |
| _gcl_au | 2mo | Google Ads |
| _rdt_uuid | 2mo | Reddit Ads |
| _twpid | 1y | X (Twitter) Ads |
| _ym_d | 12mo | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym_isad | 20h | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym_uid | 12mo | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym_visorc | < 1h | Yandex Metrica |
| __cf_bm | < 1h | Cloudflare |
| Key | Size | Detected as |
|---|---|---|
| lastExternalReferrer | 5 B | - |
| lastExternalReferrerTime | 13 B | - |
| _gcl_ls | 277 B | Google Ads |
| _ym101579352:0_reqNum | 1 B | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym101579352_lsid | 13 B | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym_retryReqs | 2 B | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym_synced | 16 B | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym_uid | 20 B | Yandex Metrica |
| _ym_wv2rf:101579352:0 | 1 B | Yandex Metrica |
| Key | Size | Detected as |
|---|---|---|
| __ym_tab_guid | 36 B | Yandex Metrica |
Readiness Breakdown How?
Performance How?
⚠ 8 images: 6 oversized, 6 without width/height, 2 missing alt text
Indicative grade from a single automated render, not a substitute for Lighthouse or field data, and not part of the StackScope score.
Vibe Score Breakdown How?
| Signal | Points |
|---|---|
| AI writing signals | +5 |
| AI iconography signals | +5 |
| AI layout signals | +5 |
This score is based on structural patterns and is not definitive. Many legitimate sites may trigger signals, and AI-built sites may go undetected. It should be treated as an indicator, not a verdict.